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Christy

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posted October 31, 2001 09:10

Ladies and gentlemen... College has officially made me be even MORE weird.. if that's possible. I spent an hour last night at my house meeting BLOWING UP CONDOMS AS IF THEY WERE BALLOONS. Not one, or two.. or even three... But I've must have gotten to 10+ condoms. Eep. One of the Residential Security Officers was making his rounds.. and saw us with a table full of condoms and a bunch of kids blowing them up into balloons. He didn't even know what was going on. Haha.

But this was all for some Halloween Carnival today. Our house booth is called "Break a condom, win a baby!" It's basically condoms tacked up to a sheet of plywood.. and kids throw darts at them.. if the condom pops, they win a Baby Ruth. Heh. So in preparation for that, we had to blow them fucking up!! Thank goodness for free non-lubricated condoms from Student Health. Muhahaha.

As a side note: don't use Life Styles condoms. They broke SO easily when we were blowing them up. And many of them were in bad condition. I think that's why they were free.. cause it was on the only cheap ass kind that the school can afford.

The school's "safety awareness" wrapper around it as sooo funny. It said stuff like "Please use a condom during regular, anal, and oral sex." and the very last "instruction" said "Throw away when done - In the trash of course!" Hahahahaha. I should go over to student Health to get a condom.. just so I can type up the whole thing. Too hilarious.

--Christy

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Posts: 276 | From: La Jolla | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

El Guapo Vandal

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posted October 31, 2001 10:55

uhm. condoms during oral sex. yeah... ok.

we have "condom marshalls" on every floor here. basically they are selected students who get a HUGE ASS bag of condoms and all kinds of shit, as well as coupons where you can go to the student health center and redeem them for like, 3 condoms.

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Posts: 232 | From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

hollyhox

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posted October 31, 2001 14:01

i blew condoms up once and let them fly around the room, that was pretty fun. the lubricant was gross though, and made my hands nasty.

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Posts: 30 | From: appleton, wi | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Kristin
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posted October 31, 2001 14:02

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Originally posted by El Guapo Vandal:
uhm. condoms during oral sex. yeah... ok.

if you're being a whore and you're doing stuff with a whore then you should use one during that no matter what. you can still get std's from that. and i don't just mean herpes or something...other things too.

anyways, lifestyle condoms are the ones you can buy at the 99 cent store. and they come in like a 20 pack or something.

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One Girl Army

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posted October 31, 2001 14:30

My friend Lauren volunteers for Lifebeat, so she goes to a lot of the shows at the bigger venues here in NYC and basically sets up a booth and spends most of the show handing out condoms, pamphlets, and even stuff like dental dams to people. I helped her out with this at an MxPx show back in May, and let me tell you, we met some strange people doing this. One guy who took condoms from us gave us both his phone number, and another guy kissed my friend on the cheek after she gave them to him. More interesting stories from that show: A little boy, maybe about 14 years old or so, came up to us and asked us for about 20 condoms. When Lauren asked him what he needed all those condoms for, he said "I wanna make balloons with them!"

Side note: Flavored condoms are fun just to have and say you have them. hehe

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Posts: 222 | From: Brooklyn, NY | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

lost at sea

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posted October 31, 2001 16:17

this post is too funny, mostly because i thought that christy was -christy- so i thought it was even funnier. its still funny though.

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Posts: 173 | From: ...breathing air that's soaking wet | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

phil is mondo lame

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posted November 01, 2001 01:13

my mum went to some infection control conference thing for her work, and came home with 2 big ass bags full of every kind of condom imaginable (regular ones, flavoured, coloured, ribbed, studded, glow in the dark, ones with weird little tickler things on the end, extra large ones, extra small ones and last but not least- sports condoms. what the fuck is a sports condom?) plus about 10 different flavours of lubricant, rubber gloves and a whole host of medical company paraphenalia. she gave it all to me.

gee... thanks mum. now i look like some kind of sicko deviant. or a mobile sex shop operator.

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Posts: 128 | From: who honestly gives a fuck? | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Kristin
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posted November 01, 2001 13:54

what the hell is a studded condom? and i'm wondering about that sports one too. i think your mom thinks you're a kinky man whore.

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Zach

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posted November 01, 2001 14:15

phil is a man whore.

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Posts: 95 | From: Redondo Beach, CA | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Wasting Too Much Time

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posted November 01, 2001 16:50

hehehehe. me and my brother were in my sister's room one day looking for something and came across her condom collection, i found it hillarious, but my brother was about 12 at the time and wasn't exactly sure what they were, so i had to explain... then he was highly disturbed. yes.

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Geektanic

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posted November 01, 2001 18:03

at halloween a couple years ago a friend of my sisters went as a one night stand...she wore a skimpy black dress, hung condoms all over herself, and put a lampshade on her head.

...I was baffled.

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Erimica

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posted November 01, 2001 20:08

they give away choclate and grape falvored condoms on a stick (so it looks like a lollipop) at the loval venue here.
i like to throw them at my uncomfortable-with-sex friend.

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