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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted October 31, 2001 09:34

There is a script called Nicole and you can talk to it and it learns from what you say. Well, someone made a script to run it in IRC chat rooms among #cybersex and the like. Nicole's nick is carol14f.

http://nicole.horny.nu/irc4kids/

Here are excerpts of the fun to be had.

what the hell..
i have a bucket of your death

the earth rotates around the sun
yeah
why aren't you

i want to see your mangina
i'll do it then..
fucker
whats mangina?
yarr

http://nicole.sourceforge.net/chat.php

That is the link to the original Nicole. You can talk to her there.

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Zach

Member # 47

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posted October 31, 2001 11:53

You -> HOW MUCH DO YOU WEIGH .
NICOLE -> AT A WHALE WEIGH STATION .
You -> HOW MUCH .
NICOLE -> THIRTYSEVEN FOR A BLOWJOB , FIFTY FOR ANAL SEX .

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Zach ]

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Zach

Member # 47

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posted October 31, 2001 12:04

everything i say she turns it into sex. hah.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted October 31, 2001 12:39

That's because the forums of SomethingAwful.com corrupted her.

quote:
You -> WHO IS WILLY .
NICOLE -> WHO IS KEEPERS .
You -> WILLIAM IS GOD .
NICOLE -> WRONG , ALPO IS GOD .

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: w3rd souljah ]

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted October 31, 2001 12:42

haha, so funny

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Kristin
unregistered

posted October 31, 2001 14:08

i thought this one was funny:

quote:
Aaron-> hi
Carol14f> english motherfucker

[ October 31, 2001: Message edited by: Kristin ]

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted October 31, 2001 18:12

actually... jules says that...

"english muthafucka! do you SPEAK it!!"

i love pulp fiction...

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted October 31, 2001 18:47

Yeah. It spews out a lot of SA catchphrases. Keep resetting it until it says something obscure, then tell it what you want it to learn. Then it will reset itself. Then say the obscure thing and it will say what you wanted. Then you can keep going forever.

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Jenny

Member # 31

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posted November 01, 2001 09:21

You -> HEY.
NICOLE -> HEY.
You -> HOW ARE YOU.
NICOLE -> GERMAN.

funny stuff.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted November 01, 2001 22:23

hi
hello
asl psl
riffic is god
ur asl pls
asl
hey are u there
tell me a joke
1st u tell asl pls

21 m
no
urs?
greetings
pls tell me asl plszzzzzzzzzz
hi
pls yar
what the fuck
u mail or female tell 1st
do you know brooke
no
amateur site with thousands of pics and everything about sex
why
suck me
what
fine
yar pls tell me ur asl plsssssssssssss i req
hi
hey pls tell
pizza or tacos
u like sex
yes
how are u
ok
hey u m/f

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