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w3rd souljah

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posted November 01, 2001 19:26      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
http://www.vectorlounge.com/04_amsterdam/jam/flamjam.html

Go ahead. I dare you.

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I like taking showers.

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Colonel Klink

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posted November 01, 2001 19:50      Profile for Colonel Klink   Author's Homepage   Email Colonel Klink   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Thanx william, I didn't know I could spank a monkey at 240 miles an Hour. With such talent,I should... like... work in a zoo or something

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Industrial Revolution has flipped a bitch on Evolution.
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Clobber

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posted November 01, 2001 19:56      Profile for Clobber     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Leave it to William to supply you with something to do while you are bored.

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Sink it
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Erimica

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posted November 01, 2001 20:10      Profile for Erimica   Email Erimica   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i gave up after 117.
lame-o.
at least im good at...not spanking monkeys.
definitely.

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~Erica
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Foo

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posted November 01, 2001 20:51      Profile for Foo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
hahah sadly that was the highlight of my night

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tiddlywynk

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posted November 01, 2001 20:56      Profile for tiddlywynk   Author's Homepage   Email tiddlywynk   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i can't beat 224.

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.See.me.Feel.me.Touch.me.Heal.me.
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Zach

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posted November 01, 2001 21:33      Profile for Zach   Email Zach   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
519 mph.

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When you close your eyes are you satisfied?
When this is all over there will be nothing left.
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Kristin
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posted November 01, 2001 21:49           Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
the highest i got was 893.
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w3rd souljah

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posted November 01, 2001 23:04      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 


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NSA

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posted November 02, 2001 01:12      Profile for NSA   Author's Homepage   Email NSA   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

I am ashamed of my lameness.

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the Bored lives FOREVER.

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WeakerthanNat

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posted November 02, 2001 03:48      Profile for WeakerthanNat   Email WeakerthanNat   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i cant get past 177
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kismet

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posted November 02, 2001 04:50      Profile for kismet   Author's Homepage   Email kismet   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
it must rely pretty heavily on your connection speed, as my top speed is the exact same as David's.

So you people that "suck" with the monkey, don't feel bad. Your 56k connections just suck.

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cheesygoodness!

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 02, 2001 15:23      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It has nothing at all to do with your connection. It has to do with your lack of monkey spanking skills. Luckily, I practice once a day, twice if I'm bored.

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Colonel Klink

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posted November 02, 2001 16:27      Profile for Colonel Klink   Author's Homepage   Email Colonel Klink   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I've got a Ph.D in monkey spanking. I could tell you how much a monkey is used to be spanked just by the color of its butt. Believe me, that's what you learn when you enter the MSA (Monkey Spankers Academy), thou shall have a good connection.

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Industrial Revolution has flipped a bitch on Evolution.
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allradlike

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posted November 03, 2001 06:32      Profile for allradlike   Author's Homepage   Email allradlike   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
*giggle* I have a monkey named "Spank" i thought you all were posting a topic about him! but then i thought, "no, thats not possible! they don't know him!" heehee, but theres a spot on my website dedicated to him anyways.....

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don't it make you sad to know that life is more than who we are
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Raquelli

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posted November 03, 2001 15:55      Profile for Raquelli   Email Raquelli   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i got 448 mph.

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What's better than ice-cream, sex, and fingerpainting? Not much.
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blah

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posted November 04, 2001 14:46      Profile for blah   Author's Homepage   Email blah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I'm not very talented at monkey spanking

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Hi my name is Kevin
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ZoE1084

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posted November 05, 2001 18:05      Profile for ZoE1084   Author's Homepage   Email ZoE1084   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
my friend got 1306. he said if you drag the hand under the monkey, you get higher scores. muy funs.
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nose over tail

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posted November 07, 2001 20:46      Profile for nose over tail   Email nose over tail   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
2033! bow down.
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w3rd souljah

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posted November 07, 2001 21:00      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I got 24XX a while ago. I win.

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nose over tail

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posted November 07, 2001 21:08      Profile for nose over tail   Email nose over tail   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
bah!
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