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Zesty

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posted November 07, 2001 16:03

Today in class, my friend and I were bored, so we decided to make up weird insults to randomly yell at people. Here's just a few of the ones we came up with:

Pizza Delivery Hoe
Misguided Pillar of Stupidity
Skinny-living, One-breasted Bitch
Streaking Hobo
Egg-hatching Motherfucker
Cereal-sniffing, Oatmeal Crack Baby
Banana-smelling Maxipad/Tampon

We then proceeded to call people around us these names and laugh at their confused reactions. So...anyone else wanna share their unique insults?

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 07, 2001 16:36

Ditz.

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Zesty

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posted November 07, 2001 16:58

No, silly! That insult is neither unique nor usual. It's just really average.

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Daniel

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posted November 07, 2001 17:55

insert twat before random words...... twat - truck, boat, car, hat, shoe, pants, face, nugget, potato.

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted November 07, 2001 18:05

i think stupid is a good insult for alot of people.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted November 07, 2001 18:15

stupidity isn't unusual, it's rampant.

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deathtothecoolkids

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posted November 07, 2001 18:47

stupidity is what keeps the internet alive.

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you didn't leave much space
at the bottom of the page
there's room for four words, maybe three
and you write, "nothing can hurt me."

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted November 07, 2001 21:22

i read a book about a bulemic girl and because i am retarded somehow came up with this:
(sing to the tune of "i'm a believer")
i thought food was only good for fat people
meant for someone else but not for me
weight was out to get me
(doo doo doo doo)
that's the way it seemed
(doo doo doo doo)
now i'm thin like only in my dreams
cuz i barfed it up
now i'm a bulemic
not a trace
of food in my gut
i'm so thin
ooooooh i'm a bulemic
i couldn't eat it if i tried
then i saw the plaaate
but i'm a bulemic
not a traaaace
of food in my gut
barfed it up
oooooh i'm a bulemic
i couldn't eat it if i tried
please shoot and/or mock me.

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Erimica

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posted November 07, 2001 21:42

quote:
Originally posted by tiddlywynk:
i read a book about a bulemic girl and because i am retarded somehow came up with this:
(sing to the tune of "i'm a believer")
i thought food was only good for fat people
meant for someone else but not for me
weight was out to get me
(doo doo doo doo)
that's the way it seemed
(doo doo doo doo)
now i'm thin like only in my dreams
cuz i barfed it up
now i'm a bulemic
not a trace
of food in my gut
i'm so thin
ooooooh i'm a bulemic
i couldn't eat it if i tried
then i saw the plaaate
but i'm a bulemic
not a traaaace
of food in my gut
barfed it up
oooooh i'm a bulemic
i couldn't eat it if i tried
please shoot and/or mock me.

that is quite cruel and unfunny.

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~Erica

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El Guapo Vandal

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posted November 07, 2001 22:21

how bout saying something about "wiping my bloody dick across your sobbing mothers forehead"

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Just Kenny

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posted November 08, 2001 00:57

quote:
Originally posted by Erimica:
that is quite cruel and unfunny.

wrong, it got me chuckling. I just watched Shrek recently so that song is still bouncing in my head, so it wasnt hard to plug in.

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted November 08, 2001 07:05

yeah i know it's horrible. it just sort of came to me while i was reading the book, and i was disgusted with myself, and i figured it went along with the "cruel and unusual" topic...

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted November 08, 2001 08:54

One time I tripped a kid.

Wait...one time some kid tripped me.

Wait...one time when I was in kindergarten, I was acting like a moron and tripped over my own foot and fell on my face. I busted open my lip. Fuck.

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Erimica

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posted November 08, 2001 12:44

quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
One time I tripped a kid.
Wait...one time some kid tripped me.
Wait...one time when I was in kindergarten, I was acting like a moron and tripped over my own foot and fell on my face. I busted open my lip. Fuck.

one time in 2nd grade this stupid boy was being waaay to hormonal for a 2nd grader...so i grabbed is arm and threw him into a wall.
...i may or may not have broken him arm.
i was a mean little girl. (keyword WAS...now people enjoy bruising me. hmph.)

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~Erica

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 08, 2001 12:54

Once, I was on the playground...and someone ran up to me (mind you, I am not even in pre-school at the time) and said "Are you Teddy's brother?" "Yes," I replied. "He broke his arm." I guess he had been trying to go down the pole (firepole? You know...slidepole...whatever) with no hands. Wait, no...someone made that up. He tried to go across the monkey bars in one try. Well...he broke his arm. I laughed.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 08, 2001 13:15

twice, in kindergarten i fell on the jungle gym. and both times i dropped about a foot down and i landed with a nice bar between my legs, and i was wearing the same skirt both times.

once, in second grade, i threw up all over the class room. well, in the teachers hands.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted November 08, 2001 13:36

One time this girl cried so hard she peed her pants.

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Zesty

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posted November 08, 2001 17:06

Once in about 2nd or 3rd grade I kissed a guy on the cheek on the jungle gym. I really have no idea why I did it. So I guess that he started liking me or something, and he kept on asking me if I liked him, so one day I just screamed "NOOOO!" at him while he was in the middle of asking me.

He didn't ask me again.

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You're not fully evil, until you're zestyfully evil!
MWA HA HA HA HA!

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted November 08, 2001 20:28

blargh?

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Christine

Member # 48

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posted November 09, 2001 05:01

One time me and my dad's girlfriend's son were fighting over the nintendo control and he slapped me, so I punched him in the nads. I was quite proud of myself, and I still am.

Another time, my sister wouldn't give me my pen back, so I slapped her over the head and she started crying. I felt bad, but I got my pen back.

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Christine

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posted November 09, 2001 05:07

Oh yeah, some cruel and unusual insults:

Donkey anus ass pumper
Ass loogie
Cock piklet
Ass muffin
Herpetologist (there is such a thing you know)
Anus mullet

There are many more, but I can't be bothered to think of them all.

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phil is mondo lame

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posted November 09, 2001 05:37

once when i was about 10 my sister and i were in the kitchen and i was being an annoying little sod like usual, so she booted my in the nads as hard as she could. i was laying on the ground crying and not being able to catch my breath and my nanna came out and thought i was having an asthma attack and called an ambulance.

i still haven't forgiven my sister. she WILL pay for that.

[ November 09, 2001: Message edited by: phil is mondo lame ]

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allradlike

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posted November 09, 2001 06:33

one time when i was in the first grade, this girl in my class asked me to pick up her sweater for her, coz she dropped it. and i picked it up and looked up to give it to her and she punched me in the eye..*sigh* i cried for a little while...it was sad~

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melissa

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posted November 09, 2001 09:49

once when i was in second grade i tripped this girl i was sort of friends with just for the hell of it. i had never tripped anyone before and wanted to try it. i didn't apologize or anything afterwards...

i was a horrid little child.

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 09, 2001 09:52

One day, my brother and I were sitting at the table, enjoying our favorite cereals of the time. My brother had Sugar Crisps and I had Ninja Turtles. And then my brother goes "power punch!" and punched me in the face. That sucked.

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Erimica

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posted November 09, 2001 14:19

quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
One day, my brother and I were sitting at the table, enjoying our favorite cereals of the time. My brother had Sugar Crisps and I had Ninja Turtles. And then my brother goes "power punch!" and punched me in the face. That sucked.

my sister kneed me in the face when i was lying on a bed, so i threw canned soup at her head.
she's scarred for life

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~Erica

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 09, 2001 18:05

once my brother threw a roll of quarters at my head. and once he cornered me in the kitchen and punched me in the head like 24 times. and a few times he's spit in my face. he's probably done other things too.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted November 09, 2001 19:29

I threw my brother's crutch at him. Like a javelin. Like some sort of ninja, he picked up the other crutch and deflected it. That fight kicked ass.

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the placebo

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posted November 09, 2001 22:27

quote:
El Guapo Vandal:
how bout saying something about "wiping my bloody dick across your sobbing mothers forehead"

hahahaha.

anal dentist.

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