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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 09, 2001 12:12      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 

Any questions?

Greg

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posted November 09, 2001 12:16      Profile for Neo   Author's Homepage   Email Neo   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have a question:

How many topics on Code Red do we need?

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posted November 09, 2001 12:29      Profile for NSA   Author's Homepage   Email NSA   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
You dont look very excited after you drank it, did it give you indigestion?

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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 09, 2001 12:36      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I may not be that excited looking when I'm drinking it; it's like kissing a set of hot lips. You melt on the spot and your body goes on a passion override. I hope that explains it.

Greg

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posted November 09, 2001 12:38      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Cherry Coke. A better beverage.

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posted November 09, 2001 12:54      Profile for NSA   Author's Homepage   Email NSA   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
But I still digress..

You look much too thoughtful, like one may look after having some awesome, mind-blowing sex.. with a 15 year old. Its like, damn, that was really good, but also, damn Im going to jail. Your expression betrays you! Give in to the dark side!

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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 09, 2001 13:09      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Well, I have to confess that Code Red isn't my favorite drink, don't worry. I too like Cherry Coke and Pepsi. I also have a sweet spot for Root Beer and orange soda )Minute Maid and Sunkist).

The last pic is meant for advertising purposes. A cool, suave daddio holding the product with it's logo highly visible to the public.

Greg

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posted November 09, 2001 13:20      Profile for Geektanic   Author's Homepage   Email Geektanic   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
Cherry Coke. A better beverage.

We should revolt against this code red nonsense.

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posted November 09, 2001 15:03      Profile for Zesty   Email Zesty   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I have yet to try Code Red. Is it really that good?

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posted November 09, 2001 15:11      Profile for nose over tail   Email nose over tail   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
code red is my favorite of the cherry drinks, but nowhere is it as good as dr. pepper. dr. pepper 0wnz all.
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posted November 09, 2001 16:48      Profile for One Girl Army   Author's Homepage   Email One Girl Army   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Quick question.

IMHO, regular Mountain Dew looks quite a bit like pee. Does Code Red look like cherry-colored pee?

Dumb question I know... I don't even drink soda.

Edit: Off topic, but Greg, I dig your Kill Your Idols shirt.

[ November 09, 2001: Message edited by: One Girl Army ]



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posted November 09, 2001 18:08      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
dr. pepper sucks too.

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Dr. Pepper = Prune Soda
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quote:
Originally posted by NSA:

You look much too thoughtful, like one may look after having some awesome, mind-blowing sex.. with a 15 year old. Its like, damn, that was really good, but also, damn Im going to jail. !

paul, that was a beautiful analogy

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dr. pepper is sooo good.

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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 10, 2001 08:32      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Dr. Pepper is one of those drinks that you have to have with a decent amount of food in your stomach. If not, it eats it's way out and makes you even more hungry. This also happens with Diet Coke.

Greg

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Final word: CODE RED IS FUCKING DISGUSTING. This is not so much a beverage as an orally-administered enema.

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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 10, 2001 12:43      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Ouch! I guess someone doesn't like new wave beverages!

Greg

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posted November 10, 2001 16:14      Profile for Jenny   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
dr. pepper makes you burp too much.

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quote:
Originally posted by StarWarsManiac:
Ouch! I guess someone doesn't like new wave beverages!

Greg


new wave beverage = orbitz.

do they sell those anymore? i never had it. floating bits of goo...not so much

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hahaha we use orbitz in chemistry and biology to learn about density.

ick. why would anyone drink something with things floating in it?

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quote:
Originally posted by One Girl Army:
Q

Edit: Off topic, but Greg, I dig your Kill Your Idols shirt.


Personally, i dig the couch.


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quote:
Originally posted by Jenny:
dr. pepper makes you burp too much.

you make me burp too much

people like the shirt, the drink, the couch, i like greg's crotch [which is initially what i thought geektanic said]

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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 10, 2001 18:28      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I got the KYI shirt at the Back To School Jam a few weeks back. It was fun fun fun!

Greg

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StarWarsManiac

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I got the KYI shirt at the Back To School Jam a few weeks back. It was fun fun fun!

Greg

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StarWarsManiac

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posted November 10, 2001 18:33      Profile for StarWarsManiac   Author's Homepage   Email StarWarsManiac   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Sorry about the double post, internet connection isn't that great this evening.

Greg

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posted November 10, 2001 23:31      Profile for Christy   Author's Homepage   Email Christy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Geektanic:
hahaha we use orbitz in chemistry and biology to learn about density.

ick. why would anyone drink something with things floating in it?

There's an asian drink called "boba". I call it FOB juice.. but it has tapioca balls on the bottom of a milk tea drink. All the hardcore asians love it.... or something.

As for CODE RED, it tastes like carbonated melted Jolly Ranchers. I tried it the other day (and it was my first soda in FOUR weeks..) and it wasn't THAT great.. I've had better cherry sodas.

--Christy

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quote:
Originally posted by Christy:
There's an asian drink called "boba". I call it FOB juice.. but it has tapioca balls on the bottom of a milk tea drink. All the hardcore asians love it.... or something.

SICK!!! tapioca makes me want to throw up.

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StarWarsManiac

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To be honest I don't taste the cherry in Code Red at all. I just like the taste, whatever it is.

Tapioca does suck!

Greg

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I don't know if this will actually mean anything to anybody - but in the first photo (in particular) of the Code Red series, Greg looks disturbingly like Declan Donelly from the wonderful British TV/Pop duo Ant & Dec - aka PJ & Duncan. The two made their debuts in BBC's Byker Grove and then went on to release several albums and a number of chart smashing singles. I strongly suggest that those of you who are unfamiliar with them do a search for anything pertaining to them on the internet - and download some of their tunes. May I suggest "Let's Get Ready To Rumble" - Truly a modern classic.

PS1 - Dr Pepper is God.
PS2 - Tapioca is truly the abominable runt of all foodstuffs.

e.

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one of my friends who volunteered regularly at a fish station claims that tapioca looks a lot like salmon eggs. yet...she still eats it.

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now that i have to give up caffeine (and strenuous physical activity) i had to say byebye to code red

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i have come to the conclusion that you are all retarded. not only does tapioca kick ass, but it kicks your ass. maybe you are just jealous of it?

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posted November 14, 2001 20:41      Profile for Foo   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i just realized that in the first picture of the series he sorta resembles billy joe from green day

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Double post

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