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El Guapo Vandal

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posted November 13, 2001 02:52

US/UK would be fun to have...

hmmmmm....

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Posts: 232 | From: Phoenix, AZ | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

phil is mondo lame

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posted November 13, 2001 04:14

how does one go about obtaining a dual citizenship and what crazy, zany and wacky benefits does it entitle you to?

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El Guapo Vandal

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posted November 13, 2001 04:38

become naturalised in a second country. and if offers you the ability to hold two passports, and to freely live and work in two countries.

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Public Humiliation

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posted November 13, 2001 05:31

does it alow you to have a wife in each of the countries?

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Posts: 171 | From: Perth, Australia | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

***norm

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posted November 13, 2001 09:31

Sadly, the only way you get to have two wives is to live in Utah and be Mormon, no fun there

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Erimica

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posted November 13, 2001 13:40

right now, my mom isnt really a citizen of any place.
they lost records of her exsistance for the past 21 years. so her green card is outdated and her residency is up in the air.
it's confusing...but kinda funny.
my moms an alien

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted November 13, 2001 16:44

Doesn't her marriage to your father give her some sort of citizenship?

My mom is a total US citizen. She wins.

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the placebo

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posted November 13, 2001 16:55

quote:
**norm:
Sadly, the only way you get to have two wives is to live in Utah and be Mormon, no fun there

are you sure? i thought that you still couldn't have two wives legally. and i also heard that the Mormon church issued a statement a while back that the polygamy practice is outdated and shouldn't be performed anymore.

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Posts: 205 | From: nashville, tn | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Amanda

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posted November 13, 2001 17:23

i have dual citizenship.

here in the US, and panama.

Posts: 12 | From: 29 palms | Registered: Nov 2001 | IP: Logged

phil is mondo lame

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posted November 13, 2001 22:31

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Originally posted by Amanda:
i have dual citizenship.
here in the US, and panama.

every time i think of panama, i think of van halen and spandex pants. does that make me weird?

my mum's not an australian citizen. she doesn't like it when i call her a boat person and tell her to fuck off back to her own country.

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WeakerthanNat

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posted November 14, 2001 01:01

nice thing to say to your mum phil...isnt she english? the english dont come on boats do they?

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Originally posted by the placebo:
are you sure? i thought that you still couldn't have two wives legally. and i also heard that the Mormon church issued a statement a while back that the polygamy practice is outdated and shouldn't be performed anymore.

i once saw on jerry springer a guy married to 8 women...14 year olds.ew.

Posts: 69 | From: Perth, Western Australia | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

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posted November 14, 2001 02:25

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Originally posted by WeakerthanNat:
nice thing to say to your mum phil...isnt she english? the english dont come on boats do they?

yeah she's english. and she did come on a boat. i guess that was the thing to do back in 1970 something or whenever it was that she decided to rock up.

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Amanda

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posted November 15, 2001 13:49

haha what does panama, van halen, and spandex shorts have in common?

odd.

Posts: 12 | From: 29 palms | Registered: Nov 2001 | IP: Logged

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