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nose over tail

Member # 57

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posted November 21, 2001 19:23

when you've got a gay kid who wants to do... gross things with you. i mean, i'm normally open minded to these things, but shit. its a wee bit disturbing when he is all like "oooh. let me touch your penis." ugh.

its black inside: you should donate to the "send a dying kid to see weezer" fund.
its black inside: because.. i am sexy.
XXXCheerBoyXXX: hmm, do u get to feel him up if you donate?
its black inside: dude! he is dying. the last thing a dying kid wants is for someone, especially someone of the same sex, to fill him up.
XXXCheerBoyXXX: I didnt say I was donating
XXXCheerBoyXXX: what if it was a hot chick?
its black inside: nah. he has a girlfriend.
XXXCheerBoyXXX: oh
XXXCheerBoyXXX: too bad
XXXCheerBoyXXX: what if he paid for everything'
its black inside: what do you mean?
XXXCheerBoyXXX: what if the guy paid for the trip to Weezer
its black inside: well... he is paying for most of it, you see. but.. he is a few bucks short. his dying wish is for a few dollars... just so that he can save up for a jimmy eat world shirt at the concert.
XXXCheerBoyXXX: how much?
its black inside: however much someone wants to donate.
its black inside: no pennies though. i hate the smell of copper.
its black inside: i mean.. he hates the smell of copper.
XXXCheerBoyXXX: oh
XXXCheerBoyXXX: hehe
its black inside: yes. he. him. the dying kid.
its black inside: he is in the room with me...
XXXCheerBoyXXX: well, I'll donate $30 bucks if I can feel him up for 30 seconds
XXXCheerBoyXXX: a buck for every second
its black inside: uh.. let me ask him.
its black inside: he says no. he has a girlfriend.
its black inside: he's singing along to weezer. now come on, you don't want to break this dying kids heart.
XXXCheerBoyXXX: too bad
its black inside: did i mention the fact that he is dying?
XXXCheerBoyXXX: bye
XXXCheerBoyXXX: BYE
its black inside: :-(
its black inside: :'(
its black inside: fux0r j00. biznatch.
XXXCheerBoyXXX signed off at 9:14:49 PM.

Posts: 304 | From: evansville | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Daniel

Member # 54

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posted November 21, 2001 20:29

you could have ended it before it got to that point, but no you did not.

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"Hats off to the nun with the man hands."

i was/am WashinMyGoat.

Posts: 386 | From: Evansville, In, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

k r i s t i n

Member # 98

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posted November 21, 2001 23:13

so he wants to touch your man boobs? he obviously would settle for a cheap man hooker. just get him one of those. or a girl hooker with a deep voice and he can just do her from behind and she can make manly noises.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!

Posts: 526 | From: california | Registered: Nov 2001 | IP: Logged

Woody

Member # 63

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posted November 22, 2001 09:21

I have ICQ and one night I came home and went on, I found a message thinking that it was a friend of mine I recieved it, no. It was some guy named Tony saying "Too bad you're straight I coulda showed you a good time".

Yeah too bad, I'd rather have a girl than a guy.

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Learn To Deal

Posts: 82 | From: Barrhead AB | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Wasting Too Much Time

Member # 19

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posted November 22, 2001 16:45

i like the part where you called him a biznatch.

other than that, yeah.

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you could say i do at least.

Posts: 284 | From: Alberta, Canada | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

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