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w3rd souljah

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posted November 25, 2001 04:04      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I lie down, almost fall sleep, and this BIG FUCKING FLYING THING TRIES TO GO IN MY EAR, THEN FLIES AROUND THE ROOM. IT WAS HUGE. THEN I FOLLOW IT. AND IT FLEW SOMEWHERE. I CANNOT FIND IT. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT IT IS. FUCK.

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phil is mondo lame

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posted November 25, 2001 06:32      Profile for phil is mondo lame   Email phil is mondo lame   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
is it a seagull?

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Erimica

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posted November 25, 2001 10:59      Profile for Erimica   Email Erimica   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
and you laugh at me when moths attack me.
HMPH

what's up karma...



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crazy joe davola

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posted November 25, 2001 13:11      Profile for crazy joe davola   Email crazy joe davola   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
the other night there was a huge fucking moth in my room, a la the telstra tower, canberra. so I went and slept on the loungeroom floor (my dog was on the couch). I can handle many types of bedroom invasions; mice, spiders, ants, grandparents....but not moths.

so yes. my money's on it being a moth. moths are nothing to laugh about.

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It's like they chopped off your arms and legs, dipped you in plastic, then screwed you all back together again and stuck you on a pedestal. It's really quite exquisite

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w3rd souljah

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posted November 25, 2001 13:37      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
It reminded me of a potato bug...kinda.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 25, 2001 18:58      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
ewww, did it really try to go into your ear? so it like...touched you? i would burn my ear.

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posted November 25, 2001 20:13      Profile for Public Humiliation   Author's Homepage   Email Public Humiliation   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
It reminded me of a potato bug...kinda.

like mr potato head but with 6 legs?

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Christine

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posted November 25, 2001 23:04      Profile for Christine   Email Christine   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I like moths. I hate cockroaches.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 26, 2001 00:11      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i'm afraid of moths.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!
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w3rd souljah

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posted November 26, 2001 01:03      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Christine:
I like moths. I hate cockroaches.

Then you would have enjoyed the time when cockroaches attacked my room. A month ago or so... HOORAY!

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kiddy

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posted November 26, 2001 02:52      Profile for kiddy   Email kiddy   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
it was prolly a march fly
hey i once ate a maggot i was trying to impress these girls ........i was 19 at the time myea!!!

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 26, 2001 14:10      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
and you know how much girls love maggots. yes.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!
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Ewan

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posted November 26, 2001 17:28      Profile for Ewan   Author's Homepage   Email Ewan   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Was it you who also ate sand amongst other things?

e.

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sickb0y

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posted November 26, 2001 18:34      Profile for sickb0y        Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
either way... eeew.
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One Girl Army

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posted November 26, 2001 18:45      Profile for One Girl Army   Author's Homepage   Email One Girl Army   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I hate most bugs, especially big ones. Last night and this morning I saw a centipede on the ceiling in my living room (although I think it might have been the same one because I wacked it last night with a towel and it fell but I didn't see it... at least I HOPE it was the same one and another one didn't just crawl in somewhere) and I refused to leave the house or go to sleep until someone killed it, or at least got rid of it somehow. Bugs are gross and disgusting and scary.

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weezer

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posted November 26, 2001 19:43      Profile for weezer   Author's Homepage   Email weezer   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
In the summer yellowjackets invaded my room. It was pretty damn scary...yeah.

[ November 26, 2001: Message edited by: weezer ]



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Erimica

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posted November 26, 2001 19:55      Profile for Erimica   Email Erimica   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
sometimes scorpians like to sleep in my bed....then sting me.
ick.

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~Erica
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Clobber

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posted November 26, 2001 20:06      Profile for Clobber     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I licked a worm once when i was young..ew..never again.

Also, there has been a fruit fly in my room for god only knows how long..i see it every day in the same area..but never anywhere else.
balh..it is harmless..but i can never catch it.

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Sink it

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Zach

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posted November 29, 2001 17:43      Profile for Zach   Email Zach   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i used to shoot rocks into a bee hive like 10 years ago, luckily i never got stung.

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Christine

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posted November 29, 2001 21:08      Profile for Christine   Email Christine   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I used to bury ants alive. Mwahahaha.

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k r i s t i n

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posted November 29, 2001 21:57      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i used to roll rolly polies down my drive way.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!
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phil is mondo lame

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posted November 29, 2001 21:59      Profile for phil is mondo lame   Email phil is mondo lame   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Christine:
I used to bury ants alive. Mwahahaha.

i used to spend hours doing that. i'd drop a handful of dirt on the ant, it would dig out after a few minutes, i'd drop more dirt on it, it would dig out etc etc.

and i used to pour kerosene on soldier ant nests and light it up. now there's some wholesome family entertainment.

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Walter Sobchek

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posted November 29, 2001 22:05      Profile for Walter Sobchek   Author's Homepage   Email Walter Sobchek   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Since we're somewhat on the subject, I used to take regular micro-machines, mash them in my dad's vice, and set up a real monster truck rally with my micro-machines monster trucks (grave digger baby)

with ants, i'd always wreck their little ant holes. there would be like 20 in a group, and i'd just kick the dirt over. i bet they were pissed when they had to build them all over again. ha.

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dude...dude. You're being very un-dude. Nothing is fucked here. Nothing is fucked. They're all a bunch of FUCKIN AMATUERS!

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Just Kenny

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posted November 29, 2001 22:52      Profile for Just Kenny   Email Just Kenny   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Walter Sobchek:
i bet they were pissed when they had to build them all over again. ha.

if you were in australia, that would mean DRUNK. i would get drunk if i was an ant and had to rebuild a whole fuckin hill. DRUNKEN ANTS RULE!

sorry, i am sick and stuff.

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Truly,
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