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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted December 19, 2001 21:02

Ewan has a problem with nuts because he does not know whether or not they are fruits.

discuss.

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Ewan

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posted December 19, 2001 21:10

Surely, as I have said before, they are just tasty, salted (possibly dry roasted) delicious, and very very strange fruits.

ps - Discuss.

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted December 19, 2001 21:23

they aren't FRUITS!

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Ewan

Member # 111

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posted December 19, 2001 21:26

Are too. Someone back me up.

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Wasting Too Much Time

Member # 19

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posted December 19, 2001 22:01

ha. they are grown from plants. they must be fruit or veggies.

aren't they like in the meat group? hhrrmm.

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tiddlywynk

Member # 22

posted December 19, 2001 22:05

so there, not a fruit.

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Ewan

Member # 111

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posted December 19, 2001 22:11

I don't think anyone really ever suspected that nuts are meat. And if you did, you're a moron. Meat grows in the ground.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted December 19, 2001 22:30

THEY AREN'T MEAT, THEY ARE A SOURCE OF PROTEIN, JERKASS!

I didn't really think they were meats. Oh come on.....I hate you.

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Ewan

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posted December 19, 2001 22:45

I am well aware that KP Salted Peanuts (and indeed all nuts) are a great source pf protein. It says so on the back of their bags in the "Nutology" section. I think they may also contain much Fibre. They still remain non meat though.

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phil is mondo lame

Member # 13

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posted December 20, 2001 01:41

nuts are like the seeds of the plant or some shit. so they come from inside fruit. yeah...

apart from peanuts. which aren't nuts at all. they are another bag of fun altogether.

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kiddy

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posted December 20, 2001 03:19

my nuts are sweaty.........its hot

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posted December 20, 2001 05:26

are they freshly shaved?

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Walter Sobchek

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posted December 20, 2001 11:58

shweaty balls? heh. they're delicious

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Erimica

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posted December 20, 2001 13:18

nuts are legumes.

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Ewan

Member # 111

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posted December 20, 2001 17:39

Nuts are tasty.

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karin

Member # 46

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posted December 20, 2001 20:51

what kind of nuts, Ewan?

rhetorical. please don't answer that one.

but nuts are really fruits. honestly. I was tested on this in one of my classes, and being pissed off that I got it wrong, it has been ingrained in my head forever

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