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breedge
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posted December 27, 2001 14:25
i'm bordering on being 100% internet independant. I'm house sitting with my mate, and there's no computer. But instead I fill my empty hours with visits to some mafia cafe (cool, now the mafia men know my name) and picking up pervert men (my friend and I were wheeling a sofa we bought for $10 back to my house in a trolley, and this guy pulled up beside us and asked if we wanted his old microwave, dining tabel, tv, couch, crockery etc because his wife doesnt want his old bachelor-pad stuff in their house, and he thought we were moving into our first house togther....so we took the microwave and today he's bringing the rest of the stuff to my house....which i dont need or want, but feel compelled to accept because it's freeso in short, no internet makes breedge collect more furniture and become associated with the mafia. the end.
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oh please, if i wanted to hear mindless droning i'd befriend an airconditioner.
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lost at sea
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posted December 28, 2001 13:55
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Originally posted by breedge:
i'm bordering on being 100% internet independant. I'm house sitting with my mate, and there's no computer. But instead I fill my empty hours with visits to some mafia cafe (cool, now the mafia men know my name) and picking up pervert men (my friend and I were wheeling a sofa we bought for $10 back to my house in a trolley, and this guy pulled up beside us and asked if we wanted his old microwave, dining tabel, tv, couch, crockery etc because his wife doesnt want his old bachelor-pad stuff in their house, and he thought we were moving into our first house togther....so we took the microwave and today he's bringing the rest of the stuff to my house....which i dont need or want, but feel compelled to accept because it's freeso in short, no internet makes breedge collect more furniture and become associated with the mafia. the end.
thats the best story i have heard in a long time, tell me another
Posts: 173 | From: ...breathing air that's soaking wet | Registered: Oct 2001
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breedge
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posted December 29, 2001 17:53
okay, to update you all on my life;we dumped the microwave at my house, ate some food, then left. My mum rang me when she got home that night - me- "ahoy hoy"
mum - "bree, I think we've been robbed"
me - "what's gone?"
mum - "nothing, but food's gone and there's all this weird stuff in the sunroom"
me - "yeah mum, I bought you a microwave."
mum - "oh."
me - "bye" mmmyeah, cause burglars dont actually steal from you, they just give you free stuff and eat icypoles. so mr. microwave man didnt even come the next day with the rest of the furniture. He'll probably come when I'm not there, and leave it all in our front yard. Then mum will come home and think we've been the victims of arson, cause that's what arsonists do...
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oh please, if i wanted to hear mindless droning i'd befriend an airconditioner.
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El Guapo Vandal
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posted December 31, 2001 04:31
haha. youre from manchester, no, i meant west ham united, or better yet, macclesfield town "united" hehehehe. sorry for the sarcasm. i hate united. (conversely, as a leeds supporter, i suppose you could say i like united, but god forbid you confuse them for man u)anyways... quite a good prem this season though, eh?
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i hate you.
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