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w3rd souljah

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posted December 27, 2001 13:53      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
If you have the attention span of a sponge, stop reading now.

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/ulillillia/index.html

I wish to befriend this kid. Let's start out with a few of his favorites...

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7. TV show?
Primarily cartoons. Tom and Jerry is of the highest rating followed by Roadrunner, Acme Hour, and the Bugs and Daffy Show. Other shows include those that are of the learning type.

8. Movie?
Mainly kids movies, and movies of PG and under. PG-13 movies I don't consider, but if they are very interesting, then it's okay. R rated movies I always avoid watching. I rarely watch movies. My stories that I'm writing may become movies in the near future, so be checking movie stores around 2003 or so.

14. Game?
Quite few. Mainly Hit-a-bump, Criss Cross, and Marbles: Lights Out. These games are all made up by me. There are other games, but no where near 600 in compatibility.

19. Singer?
I do not like any songs with words thus I have no favorite singer. They are all basically neutral to me.

20. Band?
The band varies so greatly that there are probably so many results. Most of which are totally uncertain, because I do not get songs from any music CD in stores [directly that is], not from downloads. I either rented some games, and played them through picking out songs that I like. After I choose a song of high enough interest, and that meets my standards, I play the game, turn on my computer, get the microphone next to a nonstatic TV, and record with some interesting program I have. I can edit songs to get it so that they actually loop without end. While writing this, I've had a song playing, the same one, for 3 hours, and it still goes, and yet, it was recorded with a microphone. So basically, whatever band creates that song


Alright. So he seems a bit off. Now let's see some of his weirder aspects...
fuck. There are just so many possible quotes...

He believes he lives in an RPG. He has EXP points, which take him to new levels. He rates his own HP, ATK, DEF, etc. He has GS which are Guardian Spirits who talk to him in his head. He has OCD, which he doesn't understand, but I think its obsessive compulsive.

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/ulillillia/information/aboutme00.html

About him

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/ulillillia/information/aboutme01.html

His 5 page history

http://www.angelfire.com/journal2/ulillillia/features/statussystem/statussystem0.html

His 16 page status system


Many other things are to be found with the link to the main page at the top of the screen.

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I'm currently in 11th grade. I have over 60 bullies, and no friends. Get this, these bullies actually gave me some valuable rewards, but they may not know it. Think of it this way. I have a massive defense value that is more than 50% above average. With 121 being average, I currently have 194. I've taken so much damage and recovered so often, that my DEF raised so much in exchange to being more resistant [caused from such a thing called "natural selection" (?)]. The following statement may confuse you, but it is extremely amazing, and gifted by bullies: I absorb insults. All insults have a positive effect on me, not negative (!). The worse the insult, the better the effect! Strange huh? So, really, when bullies insult me, they are doing more good to me than they are to them. Weird huh?




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k r i s t i n

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posted December 27, 2001 16:57      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
that was way too boring.

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 27, 2001 19:20      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by k r i s t i n:
that was way too boring.

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If you have the attention span of a sponge, stop reading now.


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k r i s t i n

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posted December 28, 2001 01:03      Profile for k r i s t i n   Author's Homepage   Email k r i s t i n   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
shush.

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phil is mondo lame

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posted December 28, 2001 03:49      Profile for phil is mondo lame   Email phil is mondo lame   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
3. Food?
Of the only 8 to 10 foods I even eat, pizza, macaroni, and "silly soup".

william, if and when you befriend this kid, ask him what the fuck "silly soup" is. it sounds like a hoot. possibly.

as for the rest of the site, it made my brain hurt. especially the page about the naming of colours.

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Jenny

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posted December 28, 2001 09:59      Profile for Jenny   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
he's an evil genius. oh the wonder!

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 28, 2001 12:06      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I just found it really fascinating. He sees numbers fly out of fireworks. He is probably autistic. He admits to having OCD.


CINOS TOLD HIM KILLING FLIES WOULD GIVE HIM 7 EXP EACH.

Its nutty. He's 18. And he thinks he lives within an RPG. Probably Final Fantasy and the like. This kid will either rule us all one day or...explode. He has named himself Ulillillia, because the name has a rarity index of 13. Three voices in his head tell him what to do.

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To spell ulillillia with little problems, remember this, put in the only 4 letters ulia, and add ill twice in the center like this: ul-illill-ia. If you can't remember the order, simply go with the last letter in the alphabet in the word, the "u", and just go backwards. U is 21st, L is 12th, I is 9th, and A is 1st. Just toss in the "ill" copied twice, and you have the ten letters.


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Clobber

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posted December 28, 2001 12:19      Profile for Clobber     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
This is very strange...and..tiresome.

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lost at sea

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posted December 28, 2001 12:42      Profile for lost at sea   Author's Homepage   Email lost at sea   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
i love this kid. hes insane yet interesting. hes got wa too much tme on his hands but whatev. i give him a thumbs up.

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Ewan

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posted December 28, 2001 17:41      Profile for Ewan   Author's Homepage   Email Ewan   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
William, how the fuck did you manage to find anyone this bizarre?

I think this guy is probably the most bizarre, messed up person I have ever encountered.

Words cannot express my confusion and entertainment at his existence.

e.

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 28, 2001 18:15      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Apparently, his GS are SLIAT CINOS & KNUCKLES


CINOS.....SONIC
SLIAT.....TAILS
KNUCKLES..KNUCKLES

He has engulfed himself in videogames.

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Ewan

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posted December 28, 2001 18:23      Profile for Ewan   Author's Homepage   Email Ewan   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
William - is this kid you?

e.

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w3rd souljah

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posted December 28, 2001 18:48      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Alright. OK. You got me. This was a huge ploy to get you guys to look at my new webpage. So? What?

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El Guapo Vandal

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posted December 29, 2001 15:26      Profile for El Guapo Vandal   Email El Guapo Vandal   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
if the kid is serious, not only would he have OCD but schizophrenia as well. actually, they seem like a well rounded basketcase...

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SickOfSlutes

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posted December 29, 2001 22:25      Profile for SickOfSlutes   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
Alright. OK. You got me. This was a huge ploy to get you guys to look at my new webpage. So? What?

Well then, good thing I didn't post my original idea earlier of adding the kid to the list of "people who I think have to die". Wow would that have been embarasing.


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w3rd souljah

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posted December 29, 2001 22:51      Profile for w3rd souljah   Author's Homepage   Email w3rd souljah   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
No, your spelling is embarassing.

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SickOfSlutes

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posted December 30, 2001 00:10      Profile for SickOfSlutes   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by w3rd souljah:
No, your spelling is embarassing.

Fuck! I knew that was coming! I couldn't remember if it was one s or two.

But yeah; bad speller. Guilty as charged.


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