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Erimica

Member # 8

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posted January 27, 2002 17:45

i was going to the mall the other day to buy jimmy eat world tickets, right?
ok.
as i was walking into the mall/dillards, this girl standing by herself made fun of my zao shirt. hi, that doesn't happen. no.
so i said to her "you're no winner yourself" or something.
this led to that, and that led to this...and we ended up fighting. im not talking scratching and clawing and high pitched yelling, though. punches were thrown, profuse amount of profanity (mostly from me. i have a dirty mouth :-\ ) and lots of pain.
she had no idea how to throw a punch or do much of anything, so she only landed one on my side (which fucking hurt, now i have this big ugly bruise)...needless to say, she lost bad. i probably gave her a black eye and a bruised jaw amonst other bruises.
i did what my dad always taught me to do in case someone attacked me. i knocked her down, said "don't even", gave her the "don't even" look, and walked away to avoid getting in trouble by the cops or mall security. (k, my dad didn't teach me to say dont even...funny if he did though)
it sucked though, cause i had to walk all the way around the mall so she didn't know which was my car etc.

what's my point? im a bitch. but a bitch that can kick idiot-girl ass.

(dont mind my horrible sentence structure and complete lack of transitions. i've used up all my good writing for the day)

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~Erica

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Mike

Member # 14

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posted January 27, 2002 17:59

please don't hurt me.

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Walter Sobchek

Member # 37

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posted January 27, 2002 18:59

I don't know why, but that's hot.

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dude...dude. You're being very un-dude. Nothing is fucked here. Nothing is fucked. They're all a bunch of FUCKIN AMATUERS!

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted January 27, 2002 22:04

Oh, you can go around the mall picking on 12 year old girls...but let me ask you this:

Can ya whoop...my ass?

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I like taking showers.

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Just Kenny

Member # 5

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posted January 27, 2002 22:09

that's sweet that there were no cops or security or anything...
maybe RJ should hire you to make sure his daughter doesn't take any crap, either

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Truly,
Kenny

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Clobber

Member # 38

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posted January 27, 2002 22:29

haha..thats cool.
I have never been in a 'real' fight...with punches and what not..
i am too lazy to get myself into a fight that deep.

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Sink it

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k r i s t i n

Member # 98

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posted January 27, 2002 23:25

whoa...that's crazy. i'm happy i didn't try to mess with you, not that i would try to mess with anyone. what did your shirt look like? did she wear ambecrombie or whatever its called shirts? she sounds really stupid.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!

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ruddegar

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posted January 28, 2002 06:06

pazaz

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Jenny

Member # 31

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posted January 28, 2002 11:48

ha, you rock!

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Moi aussi un jour je serai beau comme un dieu

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted January 28, 2002 12:34

my god, if you fought for some insult or whatever about a shirt, you'd better learn kung fu , karate and all martial arts right now, cuz life is keeping some bigger events for you to fight !

Seriously, I thought you had a brain.

Last time I really fought with a guy I beat him so hard that I realized how lame I was.

If you can't refrain your instinct, you could as well, shit on yourself and pee your pants. That's what your dad should have told you

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Industrial Revolution has flipped a bitch on Evolution.

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Daniel

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posted January 28, 2002 14:48

In 6th grade, i was punched in the mouth by a kid who is like 4 feet 9 inches. I had braces at the time so it hurt like a mofo and i cried like a girley. I want to fight a wussy kid so i can win.

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"Hats off to the nun with the man hands."

i was/am WashinMyGoat.

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w3rd souljah

Member # 2

posted January 28, 2002 18:01

That explains the mental retardation, Daniel.

I have never been in a fight. Someone fight me.

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I like taking showers.

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melissa

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posted January 28, 2002 18:28

people like to beat me up. for no reason. especially when i tell them i don't want to fight and i'm not going to fight back. i don't find it very funny.

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"why should i listen to you, cher? you're a virgin who can't drive."

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Erimica

Member # 8

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posted January 28, 2002 19:34

william, if you dont remember, we were supposed to rumble. but you "didn't know".
ahh, your loss?

and david...i think you are too quick to judge. based on one *violent* act, i am brainless? i let go for five minutes, and i might as well shit on myself? welcome to the wonderful world of being a teenager. you remember? that was when you realized you were an idiot.

either way, fighting is lame. name calling doesn't leave bruises the next morning.

meanie head.

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~Erica

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