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melissa

Member # 15

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posted February 02, 2002 13:23

well, i just had my first experience with door-to-door mormons. first experience with door-to-door religious people, actually. we almost never get people knocking on our door, since we're on a huge hill (which is currently almost all ice) and no one really wants to waste their time going up it.

it was really, really weird though. my dad had just left, and suddenly someone knocks on my door and there are two men in black coats who want to convert me. it was really kinda strange, considering they probably had seen my dad's truck go down the driveway. i called my dad after they left, asking him if he had by any chance seen strange men in matching coats while he was leaving, but i guess they had snuck around and gone up a different part of the driveway.

definately the freakiest part of my day.

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El Guapo Vandal

Member # 9

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posted February 02, 2002 14:39

ive found that i generally dislike mormons.

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i hate you.

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Daniel

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posted February 02, 2002 15:10

My ex-neighbors were Mormons. I think they ran over my cat. Their house was down this hill from my house, and the wife was trying to drive up it when the drive was icy and she flipped and rolled down another hill into my yard and hit a tree. She didn't get hurt though. The girls always wore these dresses and they galloped when walking.

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i was/am WashinMyGoat.

Posts: 386 | From: Evansville, In, USA | Registered: Oct 2001 | IP: Logged

Clobber

Member # 38

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posted February 02, 2002 15:14

there are some mormons that live around the corner from me. There are like 3 families living there.
But whatever..they live the way they want to..they don't bother me or my family..so i say leave 'em be.

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Sink it

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Geektanic

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posted February 02, 2002 18:12

down the street from my cousin is a family of mormons. They live in a teeny farm house..and they have 11 children, which even includes 2 sets of twins and some triplets.

I can't imagine having 10 brothers and sisters. ah. I'd cry.

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Erimica

Member # 8

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posted February 02, 2002 19:06

mormons at my school are normal...just a bit conservative.

door to door people scare me. i just point to the mezuzah (sp?) and they go away.

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~Erica

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k r i s t i n

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posted February 03, 2002 00:26

there's lots of mormons at my school. most of them hang out together and they all like saves the day and a lot also like the ataris and boy sets fire.

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shread the gnar gnar bro brah!

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phil is mondo lame

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posted February 03, 2002 00:29

did they try and sell you MORMON ACTION FIGURES?

these are on my birthday wish list

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Jenny

Member # 31

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posted February 03, 2002 03:12

i've only ever had door to door jehovah's witnesses, never mormons. i think there is a mormon church near my school, but i only know one kid that's a mormon. he has millions of brothers and sisters, and he's really bitter and twisted.

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