Students at the LSU Med School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body.They were all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered by a white sheet.
Then the professor started the class by telling them:
"In medicine, it is necessary to have 2 important @qualities as a doctor:
The first is that it is @necessary that you not be disgusted."
The Professor uncovered the sheet, stuck his finger in the butt of the dead body, withdrew it and sucked it.
"Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students.
The students freaked out, hesitated and subsequently taking turns, stuck their finger in the butt of the dead body and sucked it after withdrawing it.
When everyone finished, the Professor looked at them and told them:
"The second important quality is observation. I stuck the middle finger in and sucked the index finger. Pay attention people!!!!!!"
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Industrial Revolution has flipped a bitch on Evolution.
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posted March 18, 2002 13:52
posted March 18, 2002 14:50
