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Zesty

Member # 36

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posted June 20, 2002 23:02

Hehe...I was just in a AOHell chatroom with a friend when this weird old guy imed me, so I decided to mess around with him for a bit....here's the conversation.

HungKing: Hello, How are you today? Was wondering what your age/sex/location is? Could you possibly also send me a PIC of yourself, thanks?
LittleFish07: 18/f/la no pic
HungKing: nice
HungKing: description
LittleFish07: u?
LittleFish07: i'm 5'4'' about 120 lbs
LittleFish07: u?
HungKing: nice
HungKing: chest? ips waist?
HungKing: I am 6'2" dark hair hazel eyes work out lift 250
LittleFish07: size M, not sure about my waist
HungKing: bra
HungKing: ??
HungKing: you there
LittleFish07: yeah...what's your dick size?
HungKing: 7 inches and wide
LittleFish07: how wide?
HungKing: 1 1/2"
HungKing: actually 2 1/2"
HungKing: ?
LittleFish07: nice
HungKing: well tell me more abou you
LittleFish07: a/s/l?
HungKing: what is the wilest thing you have ever done
HungKing: 40/m/CA
LittleFish07: 40? hmmm...a lil too old for my blood
HungKing: Hmm wellwhat about taking it out for a little test spin before saying definetly no
LittleFish07: nah, that's ok. sorry
HungKing: I thin you are making a huge mistake
HungKing: ?
LittleFish07: i think i'm smarter than you give me credit for
HungKing: nah your not
LittleFish07: i'm not? wtf?

LittleFish07: and it's "you're" not "your"
HungKing: smart ass
LittleFish07: pssh who asked you, old geezer!
HungKing: you are missing out
LittleFish07: c'mon, seriously, you could be my dad
LittleFish07: that's scary
HungKing: so what
LittleFish07: you wouldn't have a probelm with fucking your one of daughter's friends?
HungKing: no
LittleFish07: hm...that's kinda sad
HungKing: why
HungKing: give me a chance
LittleFish07: no, you really are too old
LittleFish07: there are people out there for you
HungKing: no I am not
LittleFish07: like cher, for instance
HungKing: lol
HungKing: are you watching that as well
LittleFish07: yeah, i was
HungKing: It is on here now
LittleFish07: grrrrreat
LittleFish07: well...goodbye
LittleFish07: have fun being over the hill

I hope he doesn't start stalking me. I feel so...dirty now. I need to go hump some pipes.

[ June 20, 2002: Message edited by: Zesty ]

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k r i s t i n

Member # 98

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posted June 21, 2002 00:17

that doesn't beat stuff me and my friend used to do. sometimes when we ditched school we would go into the "married and flirting" chatrooms and mess with people. a lot of the time it went something like this...

"is your pussy wet?"
"hang on i'll go get her"
"ok..."
"she didn't like the water, she scratched me up a bit too"
"what??"
"ouch! she just bit me!"

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Jenny

Member # 31

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posted June 23, 2002 02:29

the other day a 39 year old guy PHONED me. he said he'd met someone in a chatroom and they'd given him my number. i was very, very scared.

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Colonel Klink

Member # 78

posted June 23, 2002 15:47

quote:
Originally posted by Zesty:
LittleFish07: yeah...what's your dick size?
HungKing: 7 inches and wide
LittleFish07: how wide?
HungKing: 1 1/2"
HungKing: actually 2 1/2"

wow, in a couple of seconds his dick width went from 1.5" to 2.5". That's one darn inch. My god, what a big erection. I guess that between "HungKing: 1 1/2" " and "HungKing: actually 2 1/2"" he just unzipped his pants or something. But still.

I hope that "wide" doesn't refer to diametre or else he won't ever find a girl to fit in

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