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murkybubble

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posted May 30, 2003 15:59

the sickest, most twisted, most horrific thing i have ever read.
my friend sent me this because he is a sadistic bastard. now i'm sharing it with you because i don't want to suffer alone.
the guy who wrote this is fully serious, i think... he has a bunch of other stories just like this, a personal ad having to do with it, etc.
uggggggggggggh.

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NSA

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posted May 30, 2003 22:00

Well, uh, that was.. interesting I guess.

It didnt really get good until the last paragraph.. but hey.. whatever floats your boat.. or something.

Humm.

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William for Squilliam

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posted May 31, 2003 02:56

It's a wonder why you didn't stop reading like I did.

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Mike

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posted May 31, 2003 09:03

that was sick and what's more sickening is if you go to the page before it, you cna get to other bellybutt stories.

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k r i s t i n

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posted May 31, 2003 22:26

i'm way too sleepy to read all that, but it's probably not as sick as a harloquin baby.

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murkybubble

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posted June 01, 2003 14:41

quote:
Originally posted by William for Squilliam:
It's a wonder why you didn't stop reading like I did.

i can be masochistic at times.

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PunkMunkey

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posted June 01, 2003 19:46

Ahhhh...but can you be as masochistic as a bellybutt...that is the real quuestion!

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murkybubble

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posted June 01, 2003 19:59

no. no i am not. no way in hell.

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted June 01, 2003 23:16

fucked. up.

what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck what the fuck.

that's just fucked up.

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Ewan

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posted June 02, 2003 19:17

Almost as sickening as The Ataris message board.

[ June 02, 2003: Message edited by: Ewan ]

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NSA

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posted June 02, 2003 20:36

quote:
Originally posted by Ewan:
Almost as sickening as The Ataris message board.

Almost. ALMOST.

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sickb0y

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posted June 03, 2003 16:12

what's this almost crap?

old ataris bored: rock \m/ (only cause we were on it)

new ataris board: blows...

archery anyone? *shudders*

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NSA

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posted June 03, 2003 16:37

Its just weird now. I dont know exactly why, I'm sure there are a million reasons why its weird, but i guess its just not "home" anymore. So go figure.

Patooie

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Ewan

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posted June 03, 2003 21:04

quote:
Originally posted by NSA:
I'm sure there are a million reasons why its weird...

Indeed. The members.

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Mike

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posted June 04, 2003 08:43

one problem with the members is aside from most being assholes to each other, there are too many of them. almost 20,000 makes it kinha hard to have the feeling of community that there was on the old board.

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NSA

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posted June 04, 2003 21:41

Yeah thats true, I suppose we suffer from the extreme opposites... too MANY people there, too LITTLE people here. But I guess at least we are more managable or something.. easier to follow conversations.. and stuff!

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Mike

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posted June 05, 2003 09:06

and no assholes

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Ewan

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posted June 06, 2003 21:17

Personally, I'm not so disgusted by the morons in their masses, with their banal and trite ramblings and their nongermane, uninteresting, imbecilic and cretinous bickering as I am by the fact that there's some wanker from England masquerading around the place with the username, my username, 'Ewan' who, frankly, I think is a bit of a prick.

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NSA

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posted June 07, 2003 23:12

Yeah that confused me at first cause it sounded nothing like YOU but.. the similarities! I had hoped you hadnt losted your mind or something, but its nice to know that was, at no time, ever, you.

Ass munchers.

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PunkMunkey

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posted June 09, 2003 07:43

Perhaps it's just me, but I'd like to give a swift kick in the ass to each and every one of those psuedo-"punk", net-thug pussies...just one swift kick that's all I'm asking...

It's icky there...

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