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Foo

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posted June 12, 2003 21:36

so today i went to the docs for a check up and when i looked at the list of names and room numbers in the lobby i came across dr. gay. at first i just thought noting of it but then when i looked below his name , it said he was a proctologist. i dont know why but i find it humerous that a person with that last name would go into the field of proctology.

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Daniel

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posted June 13, 2003 12:04

So, did he stick his finger up your ass?

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Foo

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posted June 13, 2003 20:50

nope. that'd be too gay

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sickb0y

Member # 42

posted June 20, 2003 05:48

speaking of gay...

(i don't know who that guy is... but the picture is fitting )

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Daniel

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posted June 20, 2003 07:51

Do Australians seriously not know who Richard Simmons is? He is this ultra fruity health guy who has all of these diets for fat people. He makes fitness videos that involve flapping your arms and singing weird little songs. He is also gayer than The Promise Ring.

PS: people in picture aren't fat, but often times they are in his infomercials.

[ June 20, 2003: Message edited by: Daniel ]

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Mike

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posted June 20, 2003 07:58

he scares me.

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cuddlecore

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posted June 20, 2003 11:59

how gay IS the promise ring, exactly?

i prefer the term "gayer than springtime" m'self.

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Daniel

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posted June 20, 2003 12:08

Gayer than AIDS, if I may say so myself.

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Foo

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posted June 23, 2003 07:20

the other night richard simmons was on who's line is it anyways and it was unbelievably gay but soooooooooooo funny

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One Girl Army

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posted June 23, 2003 14:19

Richard Simmons cracks me up.

I knew a kid named Stuart in camp when I was about 13 maybe, and he did a GREAT impression of Richard Simmons... he even played him in the camp talent show. We all assumed Stuart was gay, and then he started dating this girl in my cabin. I guess we were wrong... or were we? Who knows.

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nose over tail

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posted June 23, 2003 14:46

damn you guys and your promise ring jokes. seriously. that shit ain't cool.

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sickb0y

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posted June 23, 2003 16:23

ooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... i see. well... he certainly looks fruity in that picture! i think we have a few people like that. dame edna everage (a guy by the name of barry humphries dressing up as a 60 year old woman) and bert newton. yeah.

but i still don't get these promise ring jokes? is it just cause they write the most poppy shit shit music ever? (although i did like very emergency)

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