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William for Squilliam

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posted September 28, 2003 00:28      Profile for William for Squilliam   Email William for Squilliam   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
I HATE GIRLS.

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posted September 28, 2003 15:38      Profile for NSA   Author's Homepage   Email NSA   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
indeed. they are the spawns of evil. and peanut butter.

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PunkMunkey

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posted September 28, 2003 17:57      Profile for PunkMunkey   Email PunkMunkey   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Wait a sec...girls and peanut butter are the spawn of evil OR girls are the spawn of evil and peanut butter?

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posted September 28, 2003 19:00      Profile for Small Wonder   Email Small Wonder   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Excuse me! I don't think I'm too evil or peanut butter!

I'm like candy nice and sweet. Hahaha

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posted September 28, 2003 22:57      Profile for NSA   Author's Homepage   Email NSA   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by PunkMunkey:
OR girls are the spawn of evil and peanut butter?

Correct think I you.

See.. they are evil, yes. Sticky yes. Always generally seem to be close to a jam.. and when you really boil down to it.. they're really just nuts.

oh and evil. cant forget the evil. E\/il!

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Colonel Klink

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posted September 29, 2003 05:57      Profile for Colonel Klink   Author's Homepage   Email Colonel Klink   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
yeah girls=Time*Money
but Time=Money so girls=Money*Money=sqr(Money)

Besides Money is the root of all evil
so Money=sqrt(Evil)
So girls=sqr (sqrt(Evil)).
so gilrs=abs(Evil).
But Evil is already absolute
so girls= Evil

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posted September 29, 2003 10:00      Profile for Jody   Email Jody   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
William...
Did some girl break your heart? You just let me know who she is and I'll take care of her Kidding, but if I were dating William I would do lots of things to him, none of which involve breaking his heart. Okay, another dumb joke. That would be a little too Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher...
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posted September 29, 2003 21:21      Profile for nose over tail   Email nose over tail   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Jody:
William...
Did some girl break your heart? You just let me know who she is and I'll take care of her Kidding, but if I were dating William I would do lots of things to him, none of which involve breaking his heart. Okay, another dumb joke. That would be a little too Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher...

!! aren't you married?

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William for Squilliam

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posted September 29, 2003 23:18      Profile for William for Squilliam   Email William for Squilliam   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
quote:
Originally posted by Jody:
William...
Did some girl break your heart? You just let me know who she is and I'll take care of her Kidding, but if I were dating William I would do lots of things to him, none of which involve breaking his heart. Okay, another dumb joke. That would be a little too Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher...


More or less unappreciated for my efforts. I'd like to say it was mutual. A year of my life I gave. The best year of my life, some may say. And what do I have to show for it? Nothing.

P.S. What your husband don't know won't hurt him.

[ September 29, 2003: Message edited by: William for Squilliam ]



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posted September 30, 2003 06:36      Profile for Jody   Email Jody   Send New Private Message      Edit/Delete Post  Reply With Quote 
Yes...I'm married. Just minor details
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